2007
03.19

I walked into the lost and found office, expecting absolutely nothing. The man pulled out a plastic container full of cell phones with tags on them stating where they were found and when they were lost.

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2007
03.06

Me, my knitting bag and my cell phone got on the Long Island Rail Road with my cousin and off we went to Riverhead. We transferred – me, my knitting bag, my cousin – to the connecting train.

It wasn’t until we were three stops away that I realized, “OMG my cell phone didn’t transfer with us!!!”

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2007
02.27

You need to us your daughter is sick? She’s been on TV since she was, like, what seven? She SHOULD have the child star syndrome thing.

But then- it didn’t stop with the awkward teen years, she went and pulled off a really successful music career. And then was completely chased by the paparazzi for EVERYTHING she did.

Still.

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