2006
12.21

President’s Day Update

With Presidents’ Day coming up quickly, I think it is time we started taking this day a little more seriously. Sure, we used to use it to celebrate Lincoln and Washington, but thanks to this “PC” renaming of the day, we are being forced to celebrate all of the presidents.

Hate Clinton? Tough shit – on Presidents’ Day, you are honoring him. Despite Dubya? Ha ha! That day celebrates him, too! You can’t honor Presidents’ Day without tacitly celebrating all of the presidents. Ain’t that a pisser?

So, here’s what we do.

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2006
12.14

Scraping the Bottom

I’ve lost 43 pounds in the last few months. No, seriously.

This is sort of about that.

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2006
12.07

“You’re not a Scrooge, are you,” she asked me at last night’s office Christmas party.

“No, not a Scrooge.”

“A Grinch, then?”

“No, not especially a grinch.”

“Then what are you?”

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