2007
02.01

Aqua Teen Horror Force

Holy shit, this has been the best day in homeland security also, if only for this actual screen cap from Fox News.

Basically, and I mention this for future generations, some LED (aka Light BrightTM) images of a character from Cartoon Network’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force program were placed around Boston (and ten other cities) as part of a viral marketing scheme. Somebody in Boston decided that some intrepid terrorist had decided to disguise their bombs by placing them in boxes with blinking lights. The city shut down.

Honestly, this is hilarious and I would like to personally invite John, who I know is no great fan of Boston, to take some time out of his busy schedule to say a few choice words about the city officials.

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2007
01.26

Bill Parcells has left the Cowboys.

Now, I feel the same way about the Cowboys in football as I do about the Yankees in baseball, which is to say I view them as the big enemy. This is somewhat unfair to Dallas since they haven’t been great in a number of years while the Yankees are always fantastic.

See, I’m of the belief that having a monolithic team in a league that is awesome across the decades is good for everyone – it raises the level of competition. This doesn’t mean I like the Yankees or Cowboys – far from it. But I would dislike it a whole lot more should they ever truly suck.

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2007
01.18

Thumbs Up

“Is it all right if I give you a rectal exam,” the doctor asked me.

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