2006
05.22

Nicci once had sex with a guy named Shawn while a handful of kids watched through a crack in the door. He wore glasses and his face was covered in a thick layer of cystic acne. I almost thought that it was strange that she’d fuck him since she was far better looking than he was.

Then I remembered that her pussy didn’t exact discriminate.

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2006
05.12

For almost six entire months I was denied proper medical care. I was told that I suffered from a mild stomach ulcer and it was suggested that I quit smoking 30 cigarettes a day and eating entire bags of Doritos. I knew that whatever ulcer I may have had was anything but mild. I also knew that I had no desire to continue drinking Maalox by the gallon in hopes that it would cure my intense stomach pains.

So I did it. I quit the deliciously minty Newports cold turkey and I refused to even look at a Twinkie. Still, the pains persisted and I was left with no choice but to march my little ass (and surprisingly it WAS little despite the devil dog consumption) down to the ER for a fifth time and demand a cure for whatever the fuck was ailing me.

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2006
05.05

Turning 18 was a bit of a blow to me. I’d waited my whole life for it and when it finally came I was sorely disappointed.

I had access to the Internet so renting pornos was hardly a privilege. My parents had accepted my chain-smoking habit years earlier and I was getting into bars when I was 16 anyway.

It was true. 21 really was the age to be. However, there was still one special thing that I was finally able to indulge myself with.

Body piercing.

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