2006
05.24

I woke up this morning trying to figure out where my daughter Rachael was.

The last I remembered I had put her on the bus at the CDC for a field trip, and then decided half way there to get off the bus because the driver was insane and found nothing wrong with driving on the wrong side of the road through a construction zone.

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2006
05.04

Smythisms

One of my former coworkers was the most entertaining guys I have ever known. He PCSed (military talk for “changed bases”) a while back but I will always remember him for two very interesting Smythisms.

These are things that make no sense to any except Smyth.

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2006
04.25

When I was eight years old I had a toy cat that was remote controllable. Now when I say remote controllable, I don’t mean I held a box with a long antenna and a few little buttons on it, I mean it had a wire that went through a leash with a forwards and backwards button that made the cat crawl.

I loved this kitty up to the day it began moving by itself in the middle of the night. I would play with it all day long. When bedtime rolled around I would tuck it into its bed that I had made for it on one side of my dresser.

When I woke up it was on the floor by the bedroom door.

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