2007
02.10

I’ll be the first to admit it – I had never even thought about doing my own laundry before I moved away to college. I left home knowing that red clothing did not belong in with white clothing. And that was about it.

Luckily, the washers and dryers here are designed for people like me – you simply place your clothes in, add detergent/dryer sheet, close the lid, swipe your student card, and press the button that best describes your clothing (‘whites’ or ‘colors’). It’s idiot proof, it really is.

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2007
01.24

I was debating about grabbing some chocolate chip cookies while standing in line to get dinner, and for some reason I couldn’t stop moving around. My friend pointed this out to me, laughed, and then told me to stop.

This isn’t the first time in the last few weeks that I’ve noticed, or someone else has noticed, my restlessness.

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2007
01.09

I hear you during the class lectures about iframes. You sing rap songs, badly might I add. If I could understand all of what you’re rapping about, I’m sure it would be much more entertaining.

I know most dorm rooms don’t have mirrors, but SURELY you use the bathroom occasionally. And on these occasional trips to the bathroom I’m hoping you have stopped by the sink to wash your hands or admire your “hott as fuck” face. Surely during this time of gazing at yourself you’ve noticed what I noticed the moment I saw you…

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