Despite having been absent from any defined “net cliques” for the past few years, I have remained addicted to this thing we call the internet. I still read blogs, laugh at the Craigslist Casual Encounters and talk shit on irc. But I’ve always found this sort of behavior pretty normal. I mean, everyone else seems to be doing it. How could I be any different?

Well, last week I realized just how obsessed I am… and I am profoundly embarrassed.