2006
04.29

This week I’ve decided to stray from the normally scheduled “Embarrassing Moments” post and write about something in my life that is a constant source of mortification. Something that I’m forced to deal with until the end of my days. Something that I call my sister.

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2006
04.21

I was in Michigan to attend my now ex-boyfriends mothers wedding during the blackout of 2003. It was a hot, miserable, and mind numbingly boring experience that could only be dealt with by consuming vast amounts of alcohol.

Thankfully my boyfriend Jim had a friend with a fully stocked liquor cabinet. They invited some friends and we got the “party” started.

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2006
04.15

My boyfriend recently moved to a new place with a good friend of his. I have a habit of staying with him overnight at least once a week due to the fact that I currently live with 8 other people (long fucking story) and it’s the only way I get a good nights rest.

The problem is that the new roommate never had a roommate before. Because of this, another friend of theirs came up with a demented and brilliant suggestion.

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