2007
01.26

Bill Parcells has left the Cowboys.

Now, I feel the same way about the Cowboys in football as I do about the Yankees in baseball, which is to say I view them as the big enemy. This is somewhat unfair to Dallas since they haven’t been great in a number of years while the Yankees are always fantastic.

See, I’m of the belief that having a monolithic team in a league that is awesome across the decades is good for everyone – it raises the level of competition. This doesn’t mean I like the Yankees or Cowboys – far from it. But I would dislike it a whole lot more should they ever truly suck.

And, truth be told, football was diminished during the years that the Cowboys really stank it up. The fact that they finally fielded a decent team this year was good for all of football.

Better yet, they brought in their very own A-Rod in the form of Terrell Owens. This is really not fair to A-Rod, who in addition to being a great player seems to be a pretty decent dude. Owens is probably going to be one of the great “could have beens” in NFL history. Sad but true.

Anyhow, the rumors swirling around now are that Owens didn’t like Parcells coaching. You know, the guy who led the Giants to two Super Bowls and a hopeless line-up of Patriots to another. That guy. The guy that seems to improve teams dramatically and then abruptly leave. Parcells is one of the great coaches in NFL history, but Owens knows better than he does. Apparently, management in Dallas agrees with Owens.

Thus, I have a modest proposal to make the Cowboy the team to hate again. It is simply, really.

Make Owens head coach.

I’m not kidding here. I don’t just mean this as a “That’ll show Owens to stop bad mouthing his coaches” thing. I bet you that Owens would be a great Head coach. He’s loud, he’s aggressive, he’s always right and he knows football. It will take a season or two, but the Cowboys under Owens will start winning Super Bowls and everybody in the league will hate them once again.

Any other solution is boneheaded. There is not a coach left with Parcell’s stature who is not already working today. Owens at least has the name.

Give the Cowboys to Owens. Make them great again.

  1. Thank you Joey for posting something different. I was almost 100 percent sure that your next post was going to be about you getting a dirty sanchez! >:|O

  2. R&C’s Dildo on January 26, 2007 at 4:30 am said:

    Thank you Joey for posting something different. I was almost 100 percent sure that your next post was going to be about you getting a dirty sanchez! >:|O

    And I was disappointed he didn’t.

  3. yankees SUCK

  4. suzie on January 26, 2007 at 4:35 pm said:

    yankees SUCK

    Don’t hold back, what do you really think?

  5. R&C’s Dildo on January 26, 2007 at 4:30 am said:

    Thank you Joey for posting something different. I was almost 100 percent sure that your next post was going to be about you getting a dirty sanchez! >:|O

    I wrote about The Pink Sock over at my LifeJournal. Surely that is enough disgusting semi-mythological sex practices for one week.

  6. John on January 26, 2007 at 4:43 pm said:

    suzie on January 26, 2007 at 4:35 pm said:

    yankees SUCK

    Don’t hold back, what do you really think?

    hahaha as a bostonian it is my duty to hate the scum that is the ny yankees.

  7. True true…