2008
01.16

John and I watched the premiere of American Idol season 7 because the auditions are always worth watching, especially if you haven’t had your daily laugh.

A virgin that loved American women, an old man in animal fur that sang about sex not being allowed, a lot of swearing…

… and a very creepy man dedicated the song he was singing to Paula.

John: IF SHE WERE COLUMBO HE’D PETER FALK HER
John: haha that’s the best line
John: ok maybe not!
John: IF SHE WERE A BATHTUB HE WOULD CAULK HER!

I think Randy summed him up pretty accurately – “That guy was crazy”.

80637I think the moment someone butchers the English language while singing they should be thrown out and beaten with an English dictionary. The word that seems to be a problem among a majority of people – “you”.

Me: wichya
Me: English version: with you
John: Spanish version: con usted.

Then there was Christina Tolisano (#80637), who started off by saying, “I am a good singer.” (You know it’s going downhill when they say something like that….)

She didn’t make it.

Back to the Star Wars convention for her.

  1. Yeah, that girl was the weirdest, but she wasn’t the scariest.

    And what about that tour guide dude that auditioned? God, was he just awful or what? I’ll bet his friends had a pool to see if he’d actually go audition or not.

  2. What about the guy who had the black cape and when he took it off… Oh! MY! GOD! And then he leaves and actually goes out and had his chest waxed. I think I had nightmares about that guy

  3. I always get addicted to AI just by watching the auditions. I watch those to see that bad ones and get attached to the good ones. Soo entertaining though!