From what I was told, my son thinks he’s a piggy bank.

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He made a little prayer, and grabbed his coat. Closing the car door behind him, he walked into the office building of what could be the best job he’s ever had.

Five steps inside the building, he knew that wasn’t going to be the case. Feeling extremely overdressed, he wished he left his coat in the car. And his tie. And his $300 shoes.

“A job’s a job,” he kept muttering to himself, entering the main office area. The receptionist had on a tube top and the most ridiculous set of earrings, bringing back horrible flashbacks of why Cyndi Lauper never progressed past the 80s. Julie Ann, he remembered her name, with her goofy smile and her frosted hair. She would be the first he killed when he went postal.

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Florida is going to get hit with a hurricane. Wow, really? That’s never happened before!

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi got married. How long before Anne Heche does something else that’s bat-shit crazy?

Michael Phelps won 8 gold medals this year, a feat no other Olympian has ever accomplished. I’m still trying to care, I am, I swear.

It’s sad that the first movie to beat The Dark Knight in the theaters is Tropic Thunder. I guess after $471 million dollars…

I need to eat something before I die. Anyone want to send me some cereal?