09.27
When I was growing up, I was taught a lot of things. One of them was how to eat in public, and I do the best I can to try and instill the great wisdom I learned to my son.
When I was growing up, I was taught a lot of things. One of them was how to eat in public, and I do the best I can to try and instill the great wisdom I learned to my son.

Every week, I put together a radio show. It’s fun, and I’ve always considered broadcasting like therapy for me.
The problem is that sitting down for three hours and blabbing about silly things going on isn’t easy. Getting audio, reading the sleaze rags, and organizing the schedule so everything runs smoothly takes time. Don’t get me wrong, when you have someone like Britney Spears running around like a piece of trash and Keifer Sutherland drunking drive (ha), it makes life easier.

The following story is based on true events. The names have been changed to protect the stupid.