Twice this week, I had work related car issues. First, the battery in my truck died. With no cables, I had to find a place that sold them so I could at least get a jump from somebody. Second, while I was filling up an almost flat tire with air, it exploded in my face. The initial shock of what happened and the ringing in my ears was pretty bad, but I got over it.

Speaking of getting over it, I think it’s funny when someone comes up to me and tells me about how sooo over their ex they are. Over and over. For the past four months, someone I’ve been friendly with at work has been telling me about how he was glad he left her. If you’re really over it, just move on. Pull the neon signs down, put the bullhorn away, and just shut it out of your life. You know, a drunk won’t stop drinking if they keep going to the bar and getting trashed every night…

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I have been talking with my friend Kristi since the beginning of August about the Yankees, and our debate went something like this.

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This week hasn’t been exactly the best week I can muster up. In fact, I seriously doubt it would ever reach a “top ten best” list for anything.

I have been seriously considering some things, one of them my online contest “Elimination.” It has been a little over a year, but I feel that itch to put it together and see what happens.

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When I was growing up, I was taught a lot of things. One of them was how to eat in public, and I do the best I can to try and instill the great wisdom I learned to my son.

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Every week, I put together a radio show. It’s fun, and I’ve always considered broadcasting like therapy for me.

The problem is that sitting down for three hours and blabbing about silly things going on isn’t easy. Getting audio, reading the sleaze rags, and organizing the schedule so everything runs smoothly takes time. Don’t get me wrong, when you have someone like Britney Spears running around like a piece of trash and Keifer Sutherland drunking drive (ha), it makes life easier.

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The following story is based on true events. The names have been changed to protect the stupid.

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