Yesterday, I bought another car toy set for the boy, something with a boat theme that came with a helicopter (huh?), but karma kicked me in the balls.

Actually, it stubbed my foot. Maybe more than stubbed.

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I wonder which one will make me go insane first: loud upstairs neighbor or a cold shower everyday.

It looks like I’ll get to test it out this year!

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I go to Burger King and get a thing of fries. They call it the “Frypod.” Are you kidding me?

At Taco Bell they have this promotion called the “Fourth Meal.” If that’s really the case, and we were eating as many meals as the AMA would like us to each day, then the “Fourth Meal” should be eaten around 4pm.

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