Britney Spears was in court today after one of her children tried to sue her for failure to be smart. Defense attorney Jessica Simpson had nothing to say, but wore a nice shirt. Judge Paris Hilton dismissed the case.

OJ Simpson found the real killer!

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When my son stays with me, he pretty much takes over the bed. No big deal, really. I think it’s adorable, and I’m glad he’s taken so well to being here.

Now, when I was younger, I fell off the bed while sleeping. In fact, the Lil’ Moo has done the same. But the other night, while I was watching TV trying to get some sleep, I noticed him not really falling off the bed, but rolling.

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When I was a senior in high school, I let my friend Dessa talk me into being the victim in our Criminal Justice Class’ mock crime scene/investigation. It sounded like fun because all of my other friends were taking part in it too.

I’m not sure why I had to be the victim, since back then the guy who was killing me I could have beaten down in a few minutes. But anyways, I was lined up as the victim, and my best friend Kyle killed me according to planned in the back hallway/stair case of our high school.

There was blood and everything, but that’s when we run into the problem…

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Marty couldn’t believe it. Karen died, and it was the beginning of an eternal state of misery for him. In fact, the past six months were the worst he had ever experienced.

He received a call from his lawyer. The executor of his wife’s will was finally allowed by authorities to do his duty. Six months of waiting, wondering, it would now be over.

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When Chenoa was in New York last October, we found this incredibly horrible television show. Play 2 Win, I think it was called. Atrocious would be an understatement if I had to describe it in one word. Two in the morning, this idiot would host a one hour marathon of her acting like an idiot and hoping people would call in to try to win money.

A month later, they decided to make it a permanent show. Instead of one idiot, there were two. The new girl was Amber, she was pretty hot, but she knew what a sentence was so she was useless. The other girl was also cute, had the biggest doofy grin, but half the time gave the answers away without realizing it.

Tara, where are you?

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If you’ve never been here before and you like the new look of TDE, do NOT comment about it. You’ll only look like a fool, since this is just an old layout being re-used. I liked the older look, don’t get me wrong, but it was (as you can see) too dark and gritty, and I wanted to brighten things up a little bit. I didn’t really have the time to actually work on a new look, so I just brought back this one. Okay, let’s move on to other crap, please.

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