Britney Spears was in court today after one of her children tried to sue her for failure to be smart. Defense attorney Jessica Simpson had nothing to say, but wore a nice shirt. Judge Paris Hilton dismissed the case.
OJ Simpson found the real killer!
When my son stays with me, he pretty much takes over the bed. No big deal, really. I think it’s adorable, and I’m glad he’s taken so well to being here.
Now, when I was younger, I fell off the bed while sleeping. In fact, the Lil’ Moo has done the same. But the other night, while I was watching TV trying to get some sleep, I noticed him not really falling off the bed, but rolling.
When I was a senior in high school, I let my friend Dessa talk me into being the victim in our Criminal Justice Class’ mock crime scene/investigation. It sounded like fun because all of my other friends were taking part in it too.
I’m not sure why I had to be the victim, since back then the guy who was killing me I could have beaten down in a few minutes. But anyways, I was lined up as the victim, and my best friend Kyle killed me according to planned in the back hallway/stair case of our high school.
There was blood and everything, but that’s when we run into the problem…
