After dishonoring TGO last year, we at the Academy of Stick Sciences sought long and hard for someone that could be at the same level. It was no easy task, but we think we found a match.

Our guest award recipient once had a website of his own, much like TGO did. During his original site’s run, he rarely went and commented on other people’s websites, but for a three month stint last summer he was trying to let everyone know he was back… and here to stay.

Did I mention he was only “around” for three months? After trying to bring back a drama website that dominated the scene for two years by first teaming up with someone he used to hate (and as such was embarrassed ridiculously when his imminent return was thwarted), then by trying to bring the old band back together.

The problem? He was still writing the same stories he wrote in 2001. The same exact stories.

With that, here is the recipient of the 2007 Stick It Award for Lifetime Achievement…

2007 LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD

I guess he realized that nobody cares what one girl did on cam with what was her boyfriend at the time five years ago, or where KatyG3 is nowadays, and has moved on. He could have saved himself the embarrassment by just listening to everyone that kept telling him about the fact the old “cam gossip scene” was dead, but sometimes you have to swim the seas yourself to believe that sharks really do exist.