|
Oh my God, the Oscars were last night AND NOBODY TOLD ME!
Translation: I could care less.
In fact, I’ve been studiously working on the real award ceremony… The 2007 Stick It Awards!

In just a week, we’ll announce the nomination phase, where you - THE READERS - get to nominate who you think gets to be in what category! Once we get all this crap together, the nominations will be voted on, again by you, and then the ceremonies will be unveiled on Sunday April 1.
So… let’s go over the categories:
BEST FORUM
This award will goes to the forum that is.. um.. the best. Activity is a must, because who the Hell is going to vote for your board if nobody goes there? Community, friendship, and other crap could be accounted for too, I guess. Keep them in mind!
LIKE MY NEW LAYOUT? I STOLE IT FROM SOANDSO
The winner of this award is someone who changes their layouts more than they do (or should) underwear… and not necessarily with something good - or original. So keep them in mind!
I AM NOT A DRAMA QUEEN!
Unofficially, this is “The Ranee award” - only because she’s the only person that actually wants this. The winner of this is probably the cattiest, self-centered bitch on the ‘net. Know someone like this? Keep them in mind!
COOLEST LAYOUT
The winner of this “play nice” award has a good layout, no matter when you go to their site. Remember to nominate them next week!
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?
This award would go to someone who really did something ridiculously stupid. Something that you would never see anyone do, this person did it. Maybe even twice. On cam.
FUTURE GUEST ON JERRY SPRINGER
She cheated on her husband… with his father! She knows who the babydaddy is… this time! She has a secret to tell her brother… and it has to do with their father! Does this remind you of someone? Can you see someone on Springer? Tell us about it!
BEST NEW BLOG
The site has to be less than a year old, and it has to be fun, interesting, and a cool person blogging there. If you know someone that could win this, consider them when we open the nominations next week!
WORST BLOG ON THE ‘NET
God, what a boring piece of crap! When was the last time they updated? Do you really have to write about that again? BORING!!! If you know a site that makes you think any of this, consider them!
OH NO YOU DIDN’T
A new category, and it goes like this: We don’t care about the drama behind the situation, just what started it. Or maybe the part that took it to a totally new level.
I AM LEAVING THE INTERNET FOREVER!
Know someone that made these claims? Do you still read their blog? Who are they? Nominate them next week!
BLOG OF THE YEAR
This blog exemplifies what a great blog should be. Last year’s blog is a perfect example of what the blog of the year should be like.
I’M AN AMERICAN IDOL WHORE
We love you for who you are, for the kind of person you put out on your site, and of course those hot pictures you sold of yourself once.
Saturday March 3, the 2006 Stick It awards are shoved aside - and the 2007 Stick It awards begin!
|