That’s it, I’ve had enough. Every time I come to my site I get comments from people trying to bash me for something that happened over three years ago. I swear to God, I’m done, and I’m leaving the internet forever. I’m gone. Never coming back. This is it. I swear, it’s over.

Here’s my email address so I can link you to my new “doesn’t exist” blog.

That shit pisses me off. If you’re gone, then get the fuck out and don’t come back, ‘k?

Your nominees for I Am Leaving The Internet Forever! are…

And the winner is…

I AM LEAVING THE INTERNET FOREVER!

I know, I know. She only left the internet once. When she closed Kiss-My-Kitty and swore she was done for good (in fact, we reported it here at TDE when she did just that in 2005). Or was it when she closed Kitty.nu forever and was done with that. Or maybe it was when she wrote a scathing “I’m gone forever” letter at xoxo.nu and swore off the internet because people were just being harsh to her and wasn’t making her experience a fun one. Right… one time. Well, with 53% of the votes, Jenn can rejoice in knowing that we’ll be here waiting when she leaves the internet again.

And again.

And again…