A tribute.

What do both Gerald Ford and James Brown have in common?

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I’m surprised the song “James Brown Is Dead” by LA Style isn’t getting as much airplay as it should, considering the Godfather of Soul is actually dead. Maybe they’re waiting to make sure he comes back to life.

I know his “wife” wants him back now, considering she’s not allowed in the house because the state doesn’t see them as legally married. WHOOPS! This’ll learn ya to divorce your husband BEFORE marrying the new guy, dumbass.

Gerald Ford also died. FOX news reported the 93 year old former President died, but they don’t know how. May we stress that he was 93 years old? Shit, even Wikipedia had a cause of death: severely impacted bowel obstruction. What’s next? Calling the election before it’s over?

Wait, they did that already.

Speaking of dead, what’s up with Pauly Shore’s career?

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85 years is exactly how long my Gramma has been movin-and-a-shakin on this earth. Tearin it up. And the worst part is she gets nothing for it. She worked until she was 74. She lived through the Great Depression, WWII, the assassination of JFK and every other thing that was of some minor importance in US history and no asks her about it. Her mom had a flapper hair cut (scandal woman) and not a single person cares to ask.

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