To the four of you left on this rock called Earth that don’t know… Who am I kidding? You have a computer, by now you not only already know but have seen the videos and pictures.
So let’s move on to something else.
DANCING MIDGETS!
Amber’s dog was in a car accident Friday, so she was pretty upset. We ended up talking on the phone for a while and I realized I had nothing to write about, considering I had the program open for about an hour.
“Write about me,” she says, “and how awesome I am.”
It’s the end of 2006, time for those to use their blogs and journals to reflect on the past and look forward to the upcoming year. Time for us to look at some of the highlights in our lives and what we predict will happen.
In other words, the same shit everyone else is doing.
Go to Ben’s site and see him talking about how he plans on being just as happy with his boyfriend as he was this year. Click to Jessica’s site and watch her cry about how sad she was and that she will never let another guy break her heart ever again for the 15th time.
But not here! We’re cutting edge.
