It’s been a while since we did this, so let’s play “Create-a-Caption!” Okay, maybe this one’s a bit obvious:

So let’s go with the picture that’s on the other side of the jump… I’ll create a caption for it, and you can laugh at how stupid I am and come up with a ridiculously more funny caption, okay? Good.

Here’s my caption:

“How are we going to get out of here?”

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Danny came home from school one day, and his mother asked him how his day was.

“It was okay,” he replied. “Mrs. Stevenson wants us to do this weird homework project.”

Curious, she replied: “What’s it about, hon?”

While his mother poured him an orange juice, he replied. “She wants us to make puppets and talk about something we’re reading.”

“Really?” she asked, interested in the kind of project he would undertake. Knowing his creative mind, she smiled, knowing he would do well in the project.

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I don’t think it had anything to do with the situation other then that I was standing there. Yet, there I was sitting at the telephone table in the staff office going over my weekly points when this bitch looks at me and tells me “you ain’t gangstuh” and after dealing with a whole day off it - a week before making Level 3, being able to go home to my make shift imaginary family every weekend, leave the house for three hours, being able to breath - I decide to walk away from the screaming black girl, named Countess, who’s mother was dead, who was from Hempstead… I got up with the thought of freely smoking cigarettes and walked away with my pudding cup.

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They say that there is no such thing as a free lunch. I am here to tell you that they are wrong. There are many free lunches out there for those who are willing to seek them out. It doesn’t take a whole lot to get free lunches, as we’ll explore after the cut.

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There’s no getting around the fact that the more society advances the more apparent its degradation becomes, be it by rising crime rates, increasingly powerful ‘defense’ weapons, or kids carrying guns to school and using them on their peers. These kinds of things are major, tending to get a lot of attention and media coverage.

No matter how peaceful we are ourselves, our everyday lives can be showered with grotesque visions of the many ways the human race has developed to torment itself and tear itself down, showing that despite our houses with running water and technological gadgets that amuse us and make our lives easier we’re really still just as barbaric as ever, if not more so.

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There’s something about the holidays that brings out the absolute worst in people. So considering my almighty position of being not only a TDE writer, but also a retail sales person, I want everyone to be extra nice this year.

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