It’s been a while since we did this, so let’s play “Create-a-Caption!” Okay, maybe this one’s a bit obvious:
So let’s go with the picture that’s on the other side of the jump… I’ll create a caption for it, and you can laugh at how stupid I am and come up with a ridiculously more funny caption, okay? Good.
Here’s my caption:
“How are we going to get out of here?”
Danny came home from school one day, and his mother asked him how his day was.
“It was okay,” he replied. “Mrs. Stevenson wants us to do this weird homework project.”
Curious, she replied: “What’s it about, hon?”
While his mother poured him an orange juice, he replied. “She wants us to make puppets and talk about something we’re reading.”
“Really?” she asked, interested in the kind of project he would undertake. Knowing his creative mind, she smiled, knowing he would do well in the project.
I don’t think it had anything to do with the situation other then that I was standing there. Yet, there I was sitting at the telephone table in the staff office going over my weekly points when this bitch looks at me and tells me “you ain’t gangstuh” and after dealing with a whole day off it – a week before making Level 3, being able to go home to my make shift imaginary family every weekend, leave the house for three hours, being able to breath – I decide to walk away from the screaming black girl, named Countess, who’s mother was dead, who was from Hempstead… I got up with the thought of freely smoking cigarettes and walked away with my pudding cup.
