In the spirit of Halloween, I will be taking my son out all over town to get as much candy as possible so I can eat my way into the… wait, that’s not how it works?

Dammit, I was looking forward to more Skittles!

Anyway, while I’m taking my Lil’ Baby Moo out for candy treats and other whatnots, this is a healthy reminder for you, fellow readers, that no matter how awesome the day is, you sometimes need to just slow down and simply not rush everything. To help relay this message to you, I have a picture that could share the potential dangers…

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Anyhow, I want to talk about walls.

Many years ago, China built a great wall to keep the barbarians out. The barbarians got in anyways, but at least now they have a great tourist attraction.

And then, there is the United States. Thanks to a bold initiative by our government, we are about to start building a new fence in Texas.

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Since you guys didn’t like my attempt at humor (I never claimed to be a comedian), I figure that it’s important to bring back some substance to my attack on the Republican Party. With a mere 8 days left until what is likely to be the most important mid-term elections in a lifetime, it is important that people understand the facts.

With that, I focus on immigration and homeland security, two of the biggest issues in this election. Republicans like to talk about how strong they are on these issues. What is the reality though? How many bills have been passed by the Republican-controlled Congress to deal with these issues?

One.

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Ty woke up, not really sure what happened. All he could remember was the screaming, the gun fire, the fear.

He looked around and saw the carnage, the blood. Ty could hear the sirens, the hustle of paramedics bringing whoever was there up and out the subway.

Interrupted by the roar of a train, Ty looked at the tiles on the wall, “42,” which must have meant he was at 42nd Street. How did he get here?

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Heather called me the other day and let me know that while playing “truck” with the boy (which entailed the boy sitting on the parent’s back and pretending he’s riding a truck (or a motorcycle, boat, airplane, et al), that he went to “Happy Meal” and ordered a soda with “no ice.” That’s definitely my thing.

Another thing he does that I do (and more importantly she doesn’t haha) is sleep like a fucking log. Around Heather, if you had a conversation in sign language it would wake her up. The boy? The TV’s on, the fan is on, the alarm has gone of quite a bit, and a friend of mine called me this morning to make sure I got up this morning, and he’s still tossing and turning - another Daddy trait.

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“I hate you,” Marie screamed at Jason. “I hope you die!”

Jason threw a plate at Marie. “You’re a bitch, and all you do is care about yourself!”

“Oh yeah,” she screamed, “at least I didn’t sleep with my cousin!”

With this, Sally’s eyes rose. “Sleep with his cousin,” she thought to herself. Tucked in the corner of the room, nobody knew she was there, much less that she was listening to every word.

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