When I first read the name “Whatchu Tawkin Bout,” I was hoping for a little black man the size of a small child bitching about how hard it is being a security guard.

Alas, that is not the case. Chatty does, however, have an interestingly amusing blog for you to peruse. Of course, it’s another self-proclaimed “bitch” blog.

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This week I’ve decided to stray from the normally scheduled “Embarrassing Moments” post and write about something in my life that is a constant source of mortification. Something that I’m forced to deal with until the end of my days. Something that I call my sister.

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1. You need to fix the shelves in the other room before we can do any work
2. Donny called, something about Eileen
3. Jared wants to know where his keys are
4. Your mother was in an accident and is at the hospital

– Janet

This may be from 2002, but it’s still hilarious to watch a major network news anchor mince his words.

Way back in the 1980’s, I received a minor in computer science. Before anyone thinks this is anything special (and I pray, for the sake of the children, that nobody does), I need to stress two important things.

First, I took five years of French and all I can say is ‘Allez-vous a la biblioteque avec la grand chat du guerre.” In other words, I don’t retain a whole hell of a lot.

Second, every single thing I learned about computer programming is pretty much useless now.

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When I was eight years old I had a toy cat that was remote controllable. Now when I say remote controllable, I don’t mean I held a box with a long antenna and a few little buttons on it, I mean it had a wire that went through a leash with a forwards and backwards button that made the cat crawl.

I loved this kitty up to the day it began moving by itself in the middle of the night. I would play with it all day long. When bedtime rolled around I would tuck it into its bed that I had made for it on one side of my dresser.

When I woke up it was on the floor by the bedroom door.

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