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When John asked me to write something for him I told him to fuck off. Actually John has been trying to get me to either write for him for as long as I have known him. But I gave in. Especially with this brew-haha of the Stick-It Awards.
Yes, I read every.. single.. comment. I went to the sites of people who were being cry babies, I went to the sites of people who were defending their rights. I went to the sites of people throwing the insults left and right. After all of this reading and laughing, I have come to the opinion that people give false substance to bogus issues.
Wait, scratch that, I know for a fact that people give false substance to bogus issues. I have over 450 comments proving me right. I have sites proving me right, I have servers proving me right. I have the whole damn internet proving me right.
Now, before you get your cancer ridden babies in a twist, let me explain how I came to this conclusion. First off, I did say opinion. And like assholes and elbows everybody has an opinion. But what separates fact from opinion is the proof. Well.. besides UFOs.. and Yeties.. and.. Jackalopes and TGO’s impeccable sense of retort. Oh, don’t forget the Chupacabra.
Quick, I said a big word! Somebody hurry up and post the meaning of it to show that I used it inappropriately when insulting a Jackalope, then discuss the five different ways of spelling jackalope and how much of a dumb-ass I am for spelling it my way instead of your way.
The big word was “impeccable” by the way. Did you catch that there, Sparky? Or must I point out every single thing to you cause I’m so insecure that I actually give a rat’s ass what you think. But I really don’t care what you think. Really, I don’t. Trust me on this one. I don’t care.
I mean even when I get comments about this whole situation I’m going to deny it and then defend myself with links to USPS and Google. So that’s why I’m not going to point it out. I’m going to let you figure it out on your own. The big word was not “impeccable”. There are not posts all over my site about it. There is no proof the word was “impeccable” cause I have conveniently put my site on hiatus and nobody can hack my email! HAHAHA I HAVE OUT DONE YOU. P.S. I still don’t care.
Are you getting where I’m coming from? Are you starting to see the light of these bogus issues and the substance of bullshit they are made of?
Now, don’t think I’m writing this to be a hero and stop the act of spoliation on the internet. Personally, I think the internet would be boring if there wasn’t drama involved. Now it’s easier to start the drama when dumb people/teenagers/selfish people are involved cause they’re like retards with sparkly, shiny objects. One flash of tin foil and they’re down and out for the count. Check this out:
- Hey, look! A spoon!
- Oh, now look! A bad mom! Yes, I’m talking to you.
- OOOooO! Awards that people are taking to heart!
- Chilean Wine is more French than French Wine cause of this plague of lice that destroyed vineyards in the early 1900’s. The only way to save the wine was to graph this super grape that killed these louse. That is.. All expect the vineyards in Chile.
- Your shitty music is hurting my ears. Get that damn player off your ugly site.
Now how many people did I insult right there? And how many ways did you think of to retort to each and every one of those things even though you have no idea what the fuck I am talking about with the Chilean Wine anecdote.
Now, please, keep the drama coming. Write it in your blogs, livejournal it, myspace it and then post bulletins to all your friends. Talk about it on your radio show; PodCast it. Just bring attention to it anyway you can. Cause we all know there will be somebody out there who will take your drama and let you amplify it by a thousand and turn yourself into the next R-E-tard Idol.
P.S.S I still don’t care?~?~?!?!111
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