Sandra Bullock was recently asked a question that put her in total shock and confusion. Much like whatshername who botched a speech while announcing her candidacy against Hillary Clinton for US Senator in New York, Bullock stared off for what seemed like an eternity before finally answering.

The question: “Who are you?”

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I’m a big fan of baseball, and I have no problems with players celebrating their victories. But sometimes they take things a bit too far…

The Dead End has a lot of new things… a new host, a new content management system, and a new look.

However, we look to still be doing the same old stuff we’ve been doing before. Joey will continue to wow you with… umm… his semi-political banter. Heather will still be making fun of people she deems as stupid. And I will be… well… me.

Apparently there are lots of “themes” that I can play with to make the site look snazzy. I think this one will do just fine for now, thanks. It’s always fun to go to a site that has 23,432,135 layouts a week. Especially when the webmaster/mistress talks about how they are never on their computer. Right.

If you can see this, let me know what you think. It’s a hack of the default template, so don’t get your hopes up into thinking I actually designed something. It took me long enough to figure out how to import the old entries (7.3 seconds to be exact). A new layout would have cost me much more time that I’m willing to spend.

Thanks, and welcome aboard. Again.

Still.

• I have to get myself a list of my CDs and old video games together so I can put them on eBay.

• I need to come up with a cool idea to make money like that guy from that place. You know who I’m talking about!

• Considering the smell coming from the closet, I think it’s time for laundry. Perhaps I shall bundle the Lil’ Baby Moo and make it a Daddy/Baby day.

• In the next couple of days, I have to finally motivate myself enough to actually follow through and finally install and run Wordpress.

• Britt and I have been talking, and I have to do some homework to get a website together for a charity project she wants to conduct.

• More Pringles. Less HuFu.

I was talking to some nitwit last night on AIM who was trying to tell me that at 15 she has an excellent understanding of the “real world”. I was wondering how that was possible when she didn’t even have an understanding of basic English.

I mentioned that to her, pointing out her poor grammar and spelling. She replied quickly with:

xmazatchax: what words have i mis spelt

::Blink::

Grandpa Eddie didn’t understand the new parallel parking rules at the mall.

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