Shit. I had something useful to write in this weird little box, but it slipped my mind as my eyes wandered over to my cat rubbing her evil head on my shoeless foot. Am I allowed to curse in here? Fuck. I hope so.

Um, I hate summer. With a passion. I also hate 99.998% of people. And bright colors.

I don’t think I’ve actually been at my house in at least three days and it feels kinda good to get away from the chaos, chaos, chaos of this weekend. My last day of school was Thursday. Friday I saw a movie. Graduation was Saturday which, in America, means lots and lots of drunken escapades by everyone else except me.

If you couldn’t tell by my oh-so subtle title thingy, I saw the Longest Yard and I’m here to ruin it for everyone else. If you haven’t seen it, DO IT NOW and then come back and read this and look at my pictures!

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It’s Memorial Day weekend in the US, which means that it’s a good time for us to look back and focus on what we’ve done the past year.

I personally have done nothing of merit except spawn a child - and since the work I did for that took place the year before I don’t think it’s right for me to take credit for that. Otherwise, my year has been pretty bleak. I started working for [EDITED], which isn’t really that big a deal. There’s the radio show I have at K-IRB but that’s not really worth mentioning, although I did get Ryan Wallace to sing “The Safety Dance” — which I’ll proudly be airing this week during Radio X. So no, I’ve done nothing of major accomplishment status to warrant any kind of public merit.

Of course, there’s the country’s Memorial Day blitz, thankfully taking away from the fact I have no life or purpose on this large rock and giving us reason to celebrate and enjoy our lives. Or at least some good hot dogs.

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For the three of you that have yet to see this, here’s a cow with a couple of added accessories.

He even wrote a song about his situation. It’s called “I Wanna Hold Your Hoove (Hoove Hoove)”

Insert your commentary here.

Congratulations fo Carrie Underwood for winning this year’s “contest” of singing. Only time will tell if she falls into the pits of the abyss like former winners Fantasia (”winner” season 3) and Ruben Studdard (”winner” season 2), or rise to the occasion like Kelly Clarkson (winner season 1).

But who really won American Idol this year?

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Things that drive me crazy:

People who water the grass right before it rains.
Pouring a bowl of cereal and then realizing there is no milk.
Waking me up at anytime during my sleep.
Seeing someone wearing brown and black.
Listening to the radio when I don’t like any of the songs. <3

Ok, that’s all.

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