Hi. I was supposed to post something witty and clever last week, but I ended up falling asleep in my Corn Flakes.

I’d introduce myself and plug my website joesalzone.com all the time, but that would be terribly tacky. So if you want to know more about me (you poor little Earthling), just sit back and do something productive — like drowning in a sea of Corn Flakes….

I got the final issue of my Rolling Stone subscription I’ll ever get unless I decide to re-subscribe.

In related news, I was filling out my subscription to Blender today…

So I’m reading about how Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are dating. Each other. I think he’s over Nicole Kidman finally, what do you think? It’s either that, or she’s Tom’s “mid-life crisis.”

Things at IRB.Radio K-IRB have taken a turn for the comedic worst. For starters, they’re now calling themselves “Ninja Pirate Radio.” But that’s optional. They even have a new logo, which scares me.

My friend Chemical is in charge with Blogathon this year. I’m really looking forward to it, especially since I’m looking to do big things. There were some problems at first, mainly that she needed a coder for the site. That’s all been solved and it looks like everything is back on track, so hopefully everything else will fall into place. More on that when it happens.

And The Lil’ Baby Moo is doing his “talking.” Lots of “Mama” and “Dada” chants from him. It’s like an old ECW crowd, except there’s no holy shit. Smelly shit yes, but nothing holy about that.