Whitters.nu

2005
02.12

Jaysus

Oh, frick, but it is raining like the devil here. Big, thick, nasty sheets of rain. The last time it rained like this, half of the island washed away – and I’m not being all metaphorical on your here. The University library was trashed but good.

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2005
02.10

Jesus Cursed My Hot Rod

I’ve been thinking about my first car recently. Not the Chevy Grand Prix which I crashed into a drunk driver, which resulted in his arrest even though it was 100% my fault. He was drunk and I was not so I win. Yay! No, that was my mother’s car. I am talking about my 1972 puke green Plymouth Fury.

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Fanzz.com

2005
02.09

Cock on a Bun

Now it can be told. Back in the day, during the infamous early days of Internet Gossip, one of my first writing assignments was for a site that was attempting to compete with IG, Cock on a Bun. I wrote a series of articles using the name Xerxes. I remember writing a piece about Bobbi Billard’s boobs imploding or something. It has all sort of faded into memory now, so before it fades out completely, now, at last, a look at Cock on the Bun from behind the scenes.

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