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I confess, 2004 has ended badly. The horrible tragedy in the Indian Ocean; Jerry Orbach’s death; on a personal note, my skin is dry and flakey. None-the-less, I would have to say that this year has been my favorite year. Read More >>

I confess, 2004 has ended badly. The horrible tragedy in the Indian Ocean; Jerry Orbach’s death; on a personal note, my skin is dry and flakey. None-the-less, I would have to say that this year has been my favorite year. Read More >>
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks Read More >>

Like many Americans, I would like to take this opportunity to totally ignore and disenfranchise everyone who does not buy into Christmas by spending a few minutes focusing on it. Baby Jesus cries every time an American acknowledges that there might be people with different belief systems. Remember, Americans, religious freedom means having the freedom to trounce on anybody who believes different things than you, so today, Christ’s brithday, is an especially good day to trounce. Read More >>