I can almost picture blabbermouth Joan Rivers in front of the Iraqi court where they drop off “this guy…”

“And here we have former dictator Saddam Hussein, showing off his new ‘Unabomber’ hair style. Isn’t he to die for? A quarter million people can’t be wrong. Oh, I love me! Melissa? Where’s my Diet Coke?”

I need a life. And your original comments, too.

One of the coolest people I barely know is Jen, my birthday sister, who I adore as much as I could possibly adore someone I don’t talk to very much.

On her site, she posts with questions that she answers. It’s kind of like the old Friday Five, but not with stupid questions like

“What time did you wake up today? What was the first thing you did? What was the second thing you did? What was the third thing you did? How many times did you burp?”

And then there’s her update for June 26.

3. Are there any spyware or foreign objects installed in your PC without your knowledge? (Name them) >

Not for nothing… but if there are spyware or  foreign  international objects installed on my computer, and I didn’t have knowledge of them, HOW WOULD I BE ABLE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION?

I love you, Jen!

The recent successes of “Celebrity Poker” and “World Poker Tour” gave the producers at FOX a great idea for the FOX Fall Lineup…

Leave your own captions. Best one wins a free smile… with real teeth!

So Far: As a young girl, Meredith Bridges turned her father, Hugh, in to the government because he wanted to leave his wife, her mother. Meredith’s choice strained relations with her mother and brother, Manuel. Her father was eventually sentenced to life in San Francisco, the prison city, and Meredith decided to have nothing to do with him. However, now Manuel has disappeared and, in desperate to find him, Meredith has decided to meet her father face to face.

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Leave your own captions. Best one wins a hearty handshake!

Jane and Joe Schmo

I just can’t stop laughing. I caught the replay on MTV Saturday, the replay on Spike TV Sunday, and I’m watching every episode I can of “Joe Schmo 2.”

This show seriously can’t get funnier, can it? I know what I won’t be watching Tuesday nights, that’s for sure. One of my favorite lines: “And I really want that pearl necklace.” And that’s just from the first episode!!

Spike TV really outdid themselves this time, picking two people the audience can actually like as opposed to the first “Joe Schmo” Matthew Kennedy Gould. Especially now that he actually thinks he can act. Maybe his show’s not over yet.

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