Lisa Marie Presley, the icon of perfection that she is, once said that Michael Jackson needs a parent, that he’s not fit to be one.

Forget the fact he held “Blanket” over the balcony in Germany a few years ago. Not that you can. He would get upset if they looked in the mirror too long, or complimented themselves on their looks.

Obviously, he was weird. But was he a good dad? A producer said MJ bent down to pick up his son’s popcorn that spilled on the floor, saying, “You wouldn’t see Madonna do that.” And despite the costumes people saw them in, they heard nothing but happiness from them when together.

What do you think?

Debbie Rowe, the cow that sowed Michael Jackson’s first two children, is coming out saying that he’s not even the father.

That she was artificially inseminated.

That he just wanted to pretend they were a family.

That when she was barren after the second childbirth, he wanted nothing more to do with her.

This is turning out to be a better story than Anna Nicole Smith’s death!

Jeff Goldblum is dead, too?!?

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Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson.

Celebrity deaths: They come in threes.

That said, with the death of Billy Mays this morning, which two celebs will join him?

Farrah Fawcett** died?

[** Thanks Christina]

The pain was finally gone. You know the one, the sinus infection usually causes your face to get a little tight, and you know it’s over when you start with the thick mucus, followed by the dark colored mucus, and then your sinus finally popping, thus ending the misery. I had all that after two weeks of suffering, well, two weeks of everything but the popping.

I had no reason to believe things would get worse, obviously, because the headaches were gone. I was still a little stuffy, and my chest was a bit tight, but it was all routine, and I figured that since everything ended, I was just going through a head cold. No biggie.

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